You look very handsome in that photo, Gen. Is this the same 8 x 10 inch glossy you were passing around in Hollywood back in the day? And all you got out of it was that commercial spot on TV where you beat up the luggage?
First of all, Sarge, do you really think I'm going to remember some monkey strange from way back when? You know that in the past few years I've had to cut a few loose from the harem just to travel more efficiently...and, truth be told, to devote more quality time to the harem I already have. You could say the General is developing a softer side.
Thanks, Ray. That photo is actually an action shot from when I was a brigade level commander in the Baboon Wars.
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You look very handsome in that photo, Gen.
Is this the same 8 x 10 inch glossy you were passing around in Hollywood back in the day? And all you got out of it was that commercial spot on TV where you beat up the luggage?
Not to pry, but did you ever get to hit it with that girl monkey?
If I were an ape of your stature, I'd be all over that.
First of all, Sarge, do you really think I'm going to remember some monkey strange from way back when? You know that in the past few years I've had to cut a few loose from the harem just to travel more efficiently...and, truth be told, to devote more quality time to the harem I already have. You could say the General is developing a softer side.
Thanks, Ray. That photo is actually an action shot from when I was a brigade level commander in the Baboon Wars.
Oh, right Gen--The Baboon Wars that lead into that awful Terror War on Globalism.
Gyeah!
Gyeah
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