One of the groups I belong to on Facebook is "You're not making Christianity cooler, you're making Rock n' Roll worse" which is a quote from Hank Hill, and I found the above photo on their page. I guess if I were God I'd totally listen to Slayer over Stryper.*

*The last sentence used to read "I guess if I were God I'd probably listen to Slayer over Stryper." After DMS/Sarge's comment I've decided to use stronger language.